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What must the aliens think?

Abstruse Goose » Electromagnetic Leak.

Abstruse Goose » Electromagnetic Leak.

Mother Lover! Will be yanked by network Soon!

And this is an excerpt that wasn’t even the point!

Pimp My Wry: Twitter? I Hardly Even Know Her.

“(Though, to be fair, I think most people suck, which is why I’m considering becoming a crisis counselor for cats. Because, honestly, they’re all freakin’ drama queens, so the work would be plentiful. Their crises would be, like, “She bought me Lamb & Chicken Fancy Tasty Good Morsels, and she KNOWS I like Liver & Beef Yummy Swell Num Nums. I can’t fuckin’ stand living with that woman,” and “Every time I fall asleep against his leg, he eventually gets up. I mean, he gets ALL THE WAY UP. He sits back down, I fall asleep, and he GETS UP AGAIN AT SOME POINT. Can you write me a script for Xanax?”)”

Pimp My Wry: Twitter? I Hardly Even Know Her.

Ok, so I was looking at cute puppy videos to cheer myself up! I HAVE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE!!!! I am ashamed of myself.

YouTube – The Pug Head Tilt.

I’m not really one of those cutsie animal people.  I don’t mind cute things, don’t get me wrong but not every dog gets me going, “whose a snookem woookems.”

And I’m sure I’ve seen this video before but hell, again, it worked!

The things your kids remind you of as they show you cheesey almost japanimation of the 12 days of christmas by the McKenzie Bros.

YouTube – Great White North – Topic : Great White North.

Nail Technician sues Cosmetologist on Judge Judy RIGHT NOW!

snarky yes but you should see these ladies hairdo’s perfection of sheen, poufy coquettishness and slight motion under duress.

BadMormon is under no illusion, just crushing irony.

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Ok I’ve shared this somewhere before but it does cheer me up.

YouTube – Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars 2008.

Kid on Drugs – Legally

YouTube – David After Dentist.