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From the Onion: Stripper Putting Herself Through Life | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.
Meyer, 24, accepted her current position three months ago to “pick up a little extra cash” for food, clothing, and shelter. She told reporters that stripping allows her the freedom to barely chip away at her enormous debt while still being able to save absolutely nothing for the future.
“The hours are flexible, and the money’s pretty good for a girl trying to pay for the basic necessities required to continue breathing,” Meyer said. “Trust me, I know better than anyone how demeaning this job can be, but I also know it’s just a means to an end.”
“Specifically, the end of my fleeting youth and my ability to trust anyone ever again,” Meyer added.
Stripper Putting Herself Through Life | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.